This doesn’t count as adventures in real life because it is the internet. You can’t live on the internet, Emily. GOSH.
OKAY I EXPERIENCE IT. IN MY REAL LIFE. ERGO, REAL LIFE DUMBASS.
Are you really editing already? It isn’t due until November ish. It will be okay
No. I just couldn’t sleep last night so I started packing for my grandma’s and then I was like ‘I should take Perfume with me’ and then I remembered how much I didn’t want to do anything with it ever again.
NO. I am a figment of your ghostly imagination. I’ll never leave. I can’t leave.
GET OUT OF MY LIFE.
Get in the queue, sunshine. I hate your life all the time.
Rachael isn’t dead. Sillly! Oh, this must be Rachael playing a joke from Emily’s blog because we all know EMILY DIED WEEKS AGO. SHE ROTS IN THE GROUND OF SADNESS.
I LITERALLY HATE MY LIFE.
It better by July 6 because the 5th is MY DAY. Just kidding. Tell her CONGRATULATIONS from me! Did they decide between Brielle and Ronnie yet?
I’m not sure? I wasn’t able to ask her at the baby shower because her family is kind of awful and she didn’t want them to know.
Janelle is getting a C-section so I’ll tell her to schedule it for the 5th instead.
Well what if we turned the kittens into cheesecake? Then threw a party? Then danced around. With attractive people and Nick Cage! YES.
Let’s do it. Also, you should come see The Avengers with me so that I have someone to cry on in the theatre.
Okay okay! I’m sorry…I’ll leave. I’m here in case you…need me? I really don’t know what to do here!!!
I HAVE SO MANY FEELS SARAH, I HAVE ALL THE AVENGERS FEELS AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
IT’S LIKE THAT asofterworld COMIC WHERE BAD FEELINGS TURN INTO KITTENS AND NOW I HAVE ALL OF THESE KITTENS BUT I HAVE NO CAT FOOD OR LITTER AND MY MOM IS REALLY ALLERGIC AND THESE ARE MY ~FEEEELS.
What….what is going on?
I HAVE FEELS ABOUT THE AVENGERS SARAH GOSH, GET OFF MY BACK.
I loooooooooooove you. That was the best gif post I think I’ve ever seen. And I have to say I agree. Completely.
Hahaha, it is far from the best, but it is accurate. Your dad has no right to treat you like that.