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A Song of How to Take a Groundbreakingly Subversive Epic Fantasy Series and Ruin It
- A Game of Using Sex for Exposition
- A Clash of Terrible Writing Choices
- A Storm of Needless Sexual Brutality
- A Feast for Mentally Immature Neckbeards
- A Dance of Pointless Misogyny and Penis Worship
- The Winds of WICnet’s Apparent Canonization
- A Dream of What We Could Have Had
and you never came to save me
“You are now watching the throne, don’t let me get in my zone.”
—- A dragon is no slave.
Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us.
Joffrey as Lemongrab (by YuesWoman)
i have been waiting all my life for this video
if only catelyn had loved jon snow
then isildur would’ve put the ring into the fire
You were Robert’s queen.
And you will be Joffrey’s.
| Cersei: | It's your sister... the queen? You may remember me from such hits as "I married the fucking king" and "My bastard son is the fucking king" and "I am the queen so help me god open the door" |
a song of ice and no one told me i’d want to set myself on fire
[corners you in a dark alley] yo i heard you were talkin shit about sansa stark
The keyboards of the vanquished, a thousand of them, melted together like so many candles…
fancast meme: race swap (2/4)
gong li as cersei lannister, andy lau as jaime lannister.
“Is there gold hidden in the village?” she shouted as she drove the blade up through his back. “Is there silver? Gems?” She stabbed twice more. “Is there food? Where is Lord Beric?” She was on top of him by then, still stabbing. “Where did he go? How many men were with him? How many knights? How many bowmen? How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many? is there gold in the village?”
Her hands were red and sticky when Sandor dragged her off him. “Enough,” was all he said.
| Most girls: | hair done rly cute every day, lots of makeup, designer clothes, eat salad 2 stay skinny, drive cute cars, like puppies and boys who sing (: |
| Me: | hair down, no makeup, homemade clothes, ride horses across foreign lands, eat their hearts, burn my enemies, marry a horse lord, my children are dragons. I am the rightful Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. I am the Stormborn and I will take what is mine with fire and blood. |
