Hi, my name is Emily. I'm a non-miraculous son of a bitch.
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You know how nerdy I am? Earlier this evening I wondered what it would be like if Aaron Sorkin was responsible for adapting Harry Potter to the big screen. So I rewrote the first scene of the first movie in Sorkinese. Obviously the title of the Sorkin Potter film would just be “The Wizard”.
You can read my masterpiece after the jump.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
"'Listen here, Internet girl,' he says, getting up. 'It wouldn’t kill you to watch a film or pick up a newspaper once in a while.' I’m not sure how he’s forgotten that I am writing for a newspaper."
Here is an article by Sarah Nicole Prickett in which she very gracefully allows Aaron Sorkin to demonstrate everything awful about Aaron Sorkin, from the arrogance to the woman problem to the inability to comprehend the modern press. (via @jodyrosen)
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this woman is my new hero
