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excerptsfromchrispinesmoleskine:
The Sad Vegetable Enthusiast
by Christopher W. PineThe sad vegetable enthusiast
walked from kiosk to kiosk
searching for the perfect organically grown tomato
so red - and ripe
His heart was still as his eyes alighted
on a tomato
its globular shape, entrancing
only to find an imperfection on the other side
A bruise - it smarted
Disappointment bloomed
like when you are talking
to an attractive girl and notice
a faint line
in her spray tan.
(Dis so sad btw make U crey)
had to be done
One man landed the Mars rover. The other went to Greendale: home of the Kentucky Fried Chicken Eleven Herbs and Space Experience.
NBD, it’s just SPOCK WITH OUR IPHONE CASE.
“I identify as non-bunary, actually.”
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
President of the United States of Dapper and the outlying insular areas of Handsome and Charming.
omfg I volunteer at the juvie on Fridays and when I announced we would be reading The Iron Man this girl suddenly awoke from her semi-comatose state and went “HEY THAT’S LIKE TONY STARK’S STORY!” and this other girl scoffed and said “Tony Stark? God, he’s such a loser” and the first girl literally
whirled
her chair in the air
and threw it
at the second one
and all the while I was there thinking “dear god is this what tumblr would be like if we weren’t sitting behind a computer?”
Man Tenzin is going to have the BEST MORNINGS EVER living with three airbending kids, four teenagers, and a pregnant wife.
And by best I mean worst.
Also I have no idea why I actually coloured this, the sketch was probably good enough hurp
The best.
♦ au meme: Jaime and Cersei as hunters
“We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.”
One of the senior pranks in my school
They super glued it
