Hi, my name is Emily. I'm a non-miraculous son of a bitch.
It was brought to my attention earlier today that this fabric existed, so naturally I had to buy some of it.
It is called “Pursuit of Happiness”. Or at least according to the bar code on the end of the bolt.
I plan on making pillow cases out of it.
You can find it at Joann’s.
God bless America.
I know what I’m buying tomorrow
Perhaps I ought to purchase this fabric for Steve…
I can guarantee you he’ll love this. Go for it.
Perhaps it can be sown into one of those peculiar socks.