Hi, my name is Emily. I'm a non-miraculous son of a bitch.

My mom’s best friend is due on July 6th!

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW EXCITED I AM FOR THIS BABY.

She’s going to be cute

and I’ll be able to play with her!

and not have to deal with her crying at night

and by the time she starts being less cute

I’LL BE LEAVING FOR COLLEGE

  1. courfeyracnroll said: It better by July 6 because the 5th is MY DAY. Just kidding. Tell her CONGRATULATIONS from me! Did they decide between Brielle and Ronnie yet?
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