MY INTEREST WAS KIND OF GOING IN AND OUT UNTIL...
Mark: Am I the top or the bottom here? Do you tend to be the fucker or the fuckee?
Eduardo: Fuckee isn’t a word.
Mark: Fine. Are you usually on the receiving end of someone’s dick, or the other way around?
Eduardo: The receiving end.
Eduardo: You weren’t expecting that?
Mark: No…it’s just…you’re tall.
Eduardo: I’m /tall?/
Mark: I don’t know, I would have thought the whole ‘tall, dark, and handsome’ thing would have made you the top.
Eduardo: That is possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard you say.
Mark: And that’s saying a lot, isn’t it?
Eduardo: Don’t worry, Mark. I’ll let you fuck me even though you’re short.
Jk should write a book about the Marauder era.
finnick-: I said this about a million times it would be great. It would be nice to see Sirius trying to help Regulus. It’ll be nice to see how Lily and James fall in love. How Snape felt. More Remus. What was going on in Peter’s head. More deranged Bellatrix. Ted and Andromeda, how her family felt. Sirius running away. Luch-lush and Cissy’s love. [And way more.] Everything. It would be great!...
TROLLLL! IN THE DUNGEONNNNN!
accioronaldweasley: TROLLLL IN THE DUNGEON! THOUGHT YOU OUGHTA KNOW. SILLLENCEEEEE!
OH. SAM HATE.
gypsy-sunday: enigmainataco: I CAN SEE WHERE HE DOESN’T DESERVE ANY RESPECT OR A KIND WORD OR ANYTHING BECAUSE HE’S NEVER DONE ANY GOOD FOR ANYONE AND HE’S NOT A SELF-SACRIFICIAL HERO RIGHT A-FUCKING-MEN You best recognize, bitches.
Never Sarcastic: The blurred reality of Stephen... →
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